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# grep -R fuck /usr/src/linux
/usr/src/linux/fs/jffs/intrep.c:                   don't fuck up. This is why we have
 
/usr/src/linux/lib/vsprintf.c: * Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds fucked it up :-)
 
/usr/src/linux/net/ipv4/netfilter/nf_nat_snmp_basic.c: * (And this is the fucking 'basic' method).
 
/usr/src/linux/net/ipv4/netfilter/ip_nat_snmp_basic.c: * (And this is the fucking 'basic' method).
 
/usr/src/linux/net/netfilter/xt_limit.c: *                   Alexey is a fucking genius?
 
/usr/src/linux/net/netfilter/nf_queue.c:                /* James M doesn't say fuck enough. */
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/ppc/syslib/ppc405_pci.c:     * the kernel try to remap our BAR #1 and fuck up bus
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/i386/kernel/cpu/mtrr/generic.c:/*  Some BIOS's are fucked and don't set all MTRRs the same!  */
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/i386/kernel/cpu/cpufreq/powernow-k7.c: * Some Athlon laptops have really fucked PST tables.
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:       * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:       * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:       * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't try to access
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:       * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:       * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:       * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't try to access
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:       * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:       * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:       * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't try to access
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:       * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:       * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:       * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't try to access
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/kernel/irixioctl.c: * irixioctl.c: A fucking mess...
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/kernel/irixelf.c:#if 0 /* XXX No fucking way dude... */
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/sgi-ip22/ip22-setup.c:  * fucking with the memory controller because it needs to know the
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/sparc/kernel/process.c:     /* fuck me plenty */
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/sparc/kernel/sunos_ioctl.c: /* Binary compatibility is good American knowhow fuckin' up. */
 
/usr/src/linux/sound/oss/aci.c:/* The four ACI command types are fucked up. [-:
 
/usr/src/linux/sound/oss/opl3.c:         * What the fuck is going on here?  We leave junk in the beginning
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/ide/pci/cmd640.c: *  These chips are basically fucked by design, and getting this driver
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/net/sunhme.c:/* Only Sun can take such nice parts and fuck up the programming interface
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/net/sunhme.c:            /* This card is _fucking_ hot... */
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/mtd/mtd_blkdevs.c:          registered, to prevent the link/init ordering from fucking
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/char/watchdog/shwdt.c:    * brain-damage, it's managed to fuck things up one step further..
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c: * how bad the target and/or ESP fucks things up.
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c:         /* Be careful, we could really get fucked during synchronous
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/esp.c: * how bad the target and/or ESP fucks things up.
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/esp.c:       * phase things.  We don't want to fuck directly with
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/esp.c:              /* Be careful, we could really get fucked during synchronous
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/qlogicpti.h:/* Am I fucking pedantic or what? */
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/media/video/bt819.c:                                        BUG? Why does turning the chroma comb on fuck up color?
 
/usr/src/linux/Documentation/DocBook/kernel-locking.tmpl:       If you don't see why, please stay the fuck away from my code.
 
/usr/src/linux/include/linux/netfilter/xt_limit.h:      /* Ugly, ugly fucker. */
 
/usr/src/linux/include/asm-cris/arch-v32/spinlock.h: * writers) in interrupt handlers someone fucked up and we'd dead-lock
 
/usr/src/linux/include/asm-m68k/sun3ints.h:/* master list of VME vectors -- don't fuck with this */
 
/usr/src/linux/include/asm-sparc64/system.h:    /* If you fuck with this, update ret_from_syscall code too. */  \

# grep -R ' shit' /usr/src/linux
/usr/src/linux/fs/jffs2/dir.c:          /* Oh shit. We really ought to make a single node which can do both atomically */
 
/usr/src/linux/net/ipv4/tcp_input.c:     *    all the algo is pure shit and should be replaced
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/i386/mach-visws/setup.c:     * What lunatic came up with this shit?
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/kernel/sysirix.c:/* 2,191 lines of complete and utter shit coming up... */
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/kernel/genex.S:         * Big shit, we now may have two dirty primary cache lines for the same
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/kernel/irix5sys.S:     sys     irix_unimp      0       /* 1064  XXX AFS shit         DC*/
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/kernel/irix5sys.S:     sys     irix_unimp      0       /* 1065  XXX AFS shit         DC*/
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/kernel/irix5sys.S:     sys     irix_unimp      0       /* 1066  XXX AFS shit         DC*/
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/kernel/irix5sys.S:     sys     irix_unimp      0       /* 1067  XXX AFS shit         DC*/
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/kernel/irix5sys.S:     sys     irix_unimp      0       /* 1068  XXX AFS shit         DC*/
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/kernel/irix5sys.S:     sys     irix_unimp      0       /* 1069  XXX AFS shit         DC*/
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/kernel/irix5sys.S:     sys     irix_unimp      0       /* 1070  XXX AFS shit         DC*/
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/kernel/irix5sys.S:     sys     irix_unimp      0       /* 1071  XXX AFS shit         DC*/
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/kernel/irix5sys.S:     sys     irix_unimp      0       /* 1072  XXX AFS shit         DC*/
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/kernel/irix5sys.S:     sys     irix_unimp      0       /* 1073  XXX AFS shit         DC*/
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/sparc/mm/srmmu.c:    * this shit off... nice job Fujitsu.
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/sparc/lib/checksum.S:        * give up.  I'm serious, I am going to kick the living shit
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/sparc/kernel/pcic.c:                                 * to shit into regions like that.
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/sparc64/mm/ultra.S:  * in Microelectronics who refused to fix this shit.
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/sparc64/solaris/socksys.c:   * No shit.  WTF is it supposed to do, anyway?
 
/usr/src/linux/sound/oss/uart6850.c: *  Status: Testing required (no shit -jgarzik)
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/ata/sata_via.c: *        SCR registers on vt6420 are pieces of shit and may hang the
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/net/dm9000.c:    mdelay(8);              /* same shit */
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/net/sunhme.c:    /* Remember: "Different name, same old buggy as shit hardware." */
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/net/declance.c: *      v0.007: Big shit. The LANCE seems to use a different DMA mechanism to
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c:         /* shit */
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c:                 /* shit */
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/esp.c:              /* shit */
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/esp.c:                      /* shit */
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/esp.h:      /* The HME is the biggest piece of shit I have ever seen. */
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/block/ub.c:                               * This is typically ENOMEM or some other such shit.
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/video/aty/radeon_pm.c:   /* Hrm... same shit, X doesn't do that but I have to */
 
/usr/src/linux/Documentation/DocBook/kernel-hacking.tmpl:         * give up.  I'm serious, I am going to kick the living shit
 
/usr/src/linux/include/asm-mips/mipsprom.h:/* More PROM shit.  Probably has to do with VME RMW cycles??? */

grep -R ' girl' /usr/src/linux
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/net/tokenring/skisa.c: *  Dedicated to my girlfriend Steffi Bopp
 
/usr/src/linux/Documentation/isdn/README.HiSax:        My girl friend and partner in life Ute for her patience with me.
 
/usr/src/linux/Documentation/ManagementStyle:First off, while you may or may not get screaming teenage girls (or

grep -R 'woman' /usr/src/linux
 
/usr/src/linux/Documentation/HOWTO:a person's name. A man may be named Andrea and a woman may be named Pat.

# grep -R ' crap' /usr/src/linux
/usr/src/linux/fs/jffs/intrep.c:                           which really does contain crap. */
 
/usr/src/linux/fs/reiserfs/inode.c:                     /* crap, we are writing to a hole */
 
/usr/src/linux/fs/jffs2/TODO:2. get_sb()->build_fs()->scan() path... Why get_sb() removes scan()'s crap in
 
/usr/src/linux/fs/jffs2/gc.c:      all the iget() crap anyway */
 
/usr/src/linux/fs/jffs2/super.c:                /* Probably mounting without the blkdev crap */
 
/usr/src/linux/fs/jffs2/super.c:           assumes that they're not aligned -- so it emits crappy
 
/usr/src/linux/fs/partitions/sgi.c:     u8 _unused0[48];                /* Device parameter useless crapola.. */
 
/usr/src/linux/fs/namei.c:       * have to copy the last component. And all that crap because of
 
/usr/src/linux/net/llc/llc_input.c:      * When the interface is in promisc. mode, drop all the crap that it
 
/usr/src/linux/net/ipv4/ip_input.c: *                                   new frame it queues. Still crap because
 
/usr/src/linux/net/ipv4/ip_input.c:     /* When the interface is in promisc. mode, drop all the crap
 
/usr/src/linux/net/ipv4/tcp_input.c:    /* Old crap is replaced with new one. 8)
 
/usr/src/linux/net/ipv4/ah4.c:          case 0x85:      /* Some "Extended Security" crap. */
 
/usr/src/linux/net/ipv4/netfilter/ip_conntrack_ftp.c:           else /* Some other crap */
 
/usr/src/linux/net/ipv4/netfilter/ip_tables.c:          duprintf("Valid hook crap: %08X vs %08X\n",
 
/usr/src/linux/net/ipv4/netfilter/arp_tables.c:         duprintf("Valid hook crap: %08X vs %08X\n",
 
/usr/src/linux/net/ipv4/netfilter/ipt_REJECT.c:    This means that the iptables jump stack is now crap.  We
 
/usr/src/linux/net/ipv6/netfilter/ip6t_REJECT.c:           This means that the ip6tables jump stack is now crap.  We
 
/usr/src/linux/net/ipv6/netfilter/ip6_tables.c:         duprintf("Valid hook crap: %08X vs %08X\n",
 
/usr/src/linux/net/irda/irnet/irnet.h: * instances on demand (no /dev/ircommX crap) and to allow linkname
 
/usr/src/linux/net/sched/sch_cbq.c:                BTW cbq-2.0 has a crap in this
 
/usr/src/linux/net/appletalk/ddp.c:      * Size check to see if ddp->deh_len was crap
 
/usr/src/linux/net/netfilter/xt_hashlimit.c:/* hash table crap */
 
/usr/src/linux/net/netfilter/nf_conntrack_ftp.c:                else { /* Some other crap */
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/um/drivers/daemon_kern.c:   /* We will free this pointer. If it contains crap we're burned. */
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/arm/kernel/head.S: * We're trying to keep crap to a minimum; DO NOT add any machine specific
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/arm/kernel/head.S: * crap here - that's what the boot loader (or in extreme, well justified
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/frv/mb93090-mb00/pci-frv.c: *  timer as certain crappy BIOSes forget to set it properly.
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/ppc/syslib/cpm2_common.c:   /* XXX: This is actually crap. CPM_DATAONLY_BASE and
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/ppc/8xx_io/commproc.c:       * XXX: This is actually crap.  CPM_DATAONLY_BASE and
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/i386/pci/i386.c: *  timer as certain crappy BIOSes forget to set it properly.
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/i386/mach-voyager/voyager_smp.c:     * FIXME: This algorithm is total crap when mixed with SMP
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/cris/arch-v32/drivers/gpio.c: * Removed old crap.
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/m68k/mac/config.c: * have to disable interrupts for this. Our IRQ handlers will crap
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/pci/fixup-ip32.c: * right if there exists such a broken piece of crap.
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/pci/pci.c: *  timer as certain crappy BIOSes forget to set it properly.
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/kernel/irixsig.c:      /* XXX do sigstack crapola here... XXX */
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/kernel/traps.c:                 * (Duh, crap, there is someone with a triple R6k machine)
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/kernel/vmlinux.lds.S:  /* ABI crap starts here */
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/v850/Kconfig:# Turn off some random 386 crap that can affect device config
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/v850/Kconfig:   # The crappy-ass zone allocator requires that the start of allocatable
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/sparc/mm/srmmu.c:   /* Clear any crap from the cache or else... */
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/sparc/mm/srmmu.c:   /* Clear any crap from the cache or else... */
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/sparc/kernel/ebus.c: * Here we list PROMs and systems that are known to supply crap as IRQ numbers.
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/x86_64/kernel/mce.c:                   by default and leave crap in there. Don't log. */
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/powerpc/platforms/cell/spider-pic.c: * crap and we don't know on which BE iic interrupt we are hooked on at
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/powerpc/platforms/powermac/smp.c:    * ideally, all that crap will be done in prom.c and the CPU left
 
/usr/src/linux/arch/powerpc/sysdev/cpm2_common.c:       /* XXX: This is actually crap. CPM_DATAONLY_BASE and
 
/usr/src/linux/sound/aoa/soundbus/i2sbus/i2sbus-core.c:  * useless crap (ugh ugh ugh). We work around that here by calling
 
/usr/src/linux/sound/pci/es1968.c:      /* parallel in crap, see maestro reg 0xC [8-11] */
 
/usr/src/linux/sound/pci/au88x0/au88x0_core.c:  // FIXME: get rid of this crap.
 
/usr/src/linux/sound/pci/maestro3.c:/* XXX fix this crap up */
 
/usr/src/linux/sound/oss/trident.c:      * crap documentation), perhaps broken ? */
 
/usr/src/linux/sound/oss/i810_audio.c:   *      Adjust for misclocked crap
 
/usr/src/linux/sound/oss/i810_audio.c:   *      Adjust for misclocked crap
 
/usr/src/linux/sound/oss/via82cxxx_audio.c:     /* accounting crap for SNDCTL_DSP_GETxPTR */
 
/usr/src/linux/sound/oss/dmasound/dmasound_awacs.c:     /* Hack for legacy crap that will be killed someday */
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/md/dm.c: *   you this clearly demarcated crap.
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/ide/ide-io.c:             * remove all the ifdef PCI crap
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/ide/ide-probe.c: *       have the same drive viewed twice. This occurs with crap CF adapters
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/net/wan/dscc4.c: * - misc crapectomy.
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/net/wan/dscc4.c:                  * If the driver ends sending crap on the wire, it
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/net/wan/cycx_main.c:* 2000/07/13 acme            remove useless #ifdef MODULE and crap
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/net/wan/z85230.c:                         *      Check if we crapped out.
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/net/irda/donauboe.c:toshoboe_gotosleep (struct pci_dev *pci_dev, pm_message_t crap)
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/net/3c509.c:      *      Using disable_irq stops us crapping on other
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/net/3c523.c:     /* this bit masking stuff is crap.  I'd rather have separate
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/pci/pci-driver.c:         * horrible the crap we have to deal with is when we are awake...
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/usb/serial/whiteheat.c: *        firmware is improved to guard against crap sent to device
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/char/agp/amd64-agp.c:    /* Northbridge seems to contain crap. Try the AGP bridge. */
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/char/ip2/i2ellis.c:// !!! Not Used, this is DOS crap, some of you young folks may be interested in
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/aha1542.c:   * the strategy handler takes care of that crap.
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/aha1542.c:   * the strategy handler takes care of that crap.
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/dc395x.c:   /* KG: Can this prevent crap sense data ? */
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/scsi_tgt_lib.c:/* TODO: test this crap and replace bio_map_user with new interface maybe */
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/block/umem.c: *  That's crap, since doing that while some partitions are opened
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/cdrom/sbpcd.c: *  "ghost" drives on crap hardware (aren't they all?)   Paul Gortmaker
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/cdrom/sbpcd.c:                   This virtual crap is very bogus!
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/hwmon/abituguru.c:          anyways. If we read sensors/pwms not there we'll just read crap
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/media/video/usbvideo/usbvideo.c:/* XXX: this piece of crap really wants some error handling.. */
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/media/video/indycam.c:   /* Indy specific crap */
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/media/video/ov7670.c:     * Weird crap seems to exist in the upper part of
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/video/sis/init301.c:     /* This is a piece of typical SiS crap: They code the OEM LCD
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/video/sstfb.c:   and as reading fbinit 6 will return crap (see FBIINIT6_DEFAULT) we just
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/pcmcia/sa1100_jornada720.c:   * What is all this crap for?
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/serial/pmac_zilog.c:      * shadows so we don't write crap there before baud rate is
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/serial/sunsu.c:           * splitting all the OBP probing crap from the UART probing.
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/parport/parport_pc.c: *  Piles of crap below pretend to be a parser for module and kernel
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/macintosh/windfarm_pm81.c:       /* One more crappy race: I don't think we have any guarantee here
 
/usr/src/linux/drivers/macintosh/windfarm_pm91.c:       /* One more crappy race: I don't think we have any guarantee here
 
/usr/src/linux/Documentation/scsi/ibmmca.txt:   backwards.  This confuses the crap out of those heathens who've
 
/usr/src/linux/Documentation/sound/alsa/ALSA-Configuration.txt:    Note: This driver is really crappy.  It's a porting from the
 
/usr/src/linux/Documentation/ManagementStyle:a while, and you'll feel cleansed. Just don't crap too close to home.
 
/usr/src/linux/include/scsi/scsi_host.h:        /* legacy crap */
 
/usr/src/linux/include/linux/mtd/cfi.h:    of optimising away all the crap for 'bankwidth' larger than
 
/usr/src/linux/include/linux/mtd/cfi.h:    of optimising away all the crap for 'bankwidth' larger than
 
/usr/src/linux/include/linux/netfilter/nf_conntrack_pptp.h:/* crap needed for nf_conntrack_compat.h */
 
/usr/src/linux/include/linux/cyclomx.h:* 2000/07/13    acme             remove crap #if KERNEL_VERSION > blah
 
/usr/src/linux/include/asm-arm26/io.h: * GCC is totally crap at loading/storing data.  We try to persuade it
 
/usr/src/linux/include/asm-sparc/floppy.h:/* We don't need no stinkin' I/O port allocation crap. */
 
/usr/src/linux/include/asm-ia64/pal.h:/* Machine Check related crap */
 
/usr/src/linux/include/asm-m68k/sun3xflop.h:/* We don't need no stinkin' I/O port allocation crap. */
 
/usr/src/linux/include/asm-v850/pgalloc.h:#include  /* some crap code expects this */
 
/usr/src/linux/include/asm-arm/arch-cl7500/io.h: * GCC is totally crap at loading/storing data.  We try to persuade it
 
/usr/src/linux/include/asm-arm/arch-omap/keypad.h: * in order to workaround certain crappy HW designs that produce ghost
 
/usr/src/linux/include/asm-arm/arch-rpc/io.h: * GCC is totally crap at loading/storing data.  We try to persuade it
 
/usr/src/linux/include/asm-sparc64/io.h:/* PC crapola... */